Saturday, 10 February 2007

The New Age Wolf

Now, while I don't particularly condone the unfair demonisation of this impressive creature, the hateful, rainbow-edged perversion that has led to this flesh-ripping marvel being reduced to a tail-wagging Nature-Spirit-Companion-Guide must cease.

This is a creature that forms packs to hunt and tear the legs out from the weakest of the cuddly creatures (the young) by locking its 2 inch canines like a vice around their ankles, while the other pack members tear out the throat.

No, on their own, they might not attack a stray human, but in a pack, you're toast, lentilheads.

They revel in carrion. Bring back the fangs, and slick the fur with blood!

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